Yo! It’s been almost two years since I updated this sucker, but I think it’s time I picked it up again (not that anyone actually reads this XD). Once I get a new computer, I’ll be able to start playing this legacy again, along with the Kantos, but for now I still have some chapters left from before my hiatus that I never posted. So I’m going to write them in the interim. Before we get started though, you guys might need a refresher as to the main characters of this legacy.
Boils Bagger is the founder of our prettacy.
He has a girlfriend, Sonoko Lee, and a small child named Lotney.
On the other end of the spectrum is Baldwin Hottie, the founder of our uglacy.
He’s dating this dork, Girbits Worthington. They have yet to reproduce.
There’s also this kitty, Nashira, who does nothing but destroy furniture.
Now that we’ve gone over the Sims in this legacy, it’s time to begin. It’s been a long time coming, but let’s jump right on in.
Nashira: Help! The offspring of my master is a lunatic!
Lotney: That’s right, Nashi! You better run! Stay in my room and I’ll smash your head with my mallet!
This one’s got a violent streak. I wonder who taught him that.
Girb sits down for a respectable breakfast of cake.
Girbits: Last night really drained my energy…I need all the sugar I can get…
He then gives his grandma a call.
Girbits: No, grandmother, I will not be wearing high heels with my wedding dress. Why? Because they’re a male invention designed to make a woman’s butt look smaller…and to make it harder for them to run away. Besides, we’re not even engaged yet.
Paper Girl: I think I want a new route…
Baldwin: Hey, kid. How’d you sleep?
Girbits: Great since you were there with me.
Baldwin: That’s good to hear.
Baldwin: I have something to ask you.
Girbits: What is it, Winnie?
Baldwin: Just hold on a second, ok?
Baldwin: I’ve been doing a lot of thinking. About us, and about the future. And even though I don’t know exactly where I’ll end up, I do know that wherever that is I want you there with me.
Girbits: Winnie, that’s so sweet…I feel the same way…
Girbits: Oh my gosh, is that…?
Baldwin: It sure is. So what do you say, kid? Marry me?
Girbits: Yes. Absolutely yes.
Baldwin: I’m really glad you said yes, Girb.
Glad I forced this relationship upon you, hun?
Girbits: I am. I don’t think I’ve ever been this happy. Not even when they announced the release of World of Simcraft 4.
So these two dorks got married and became the first couple of the legacy to make things official.
Shortly after their private ceremony, Winnie started feeling a bit under the weather.
Baldwin: Oh plumbob…what was in that cake this morning?…
I think we all know what this means.
Sonoko: Hey, there are other people in this legacy too. Such as my precious child.
Convince your man to marry you and you’ll get all the attention, how about that?
Sonoko: Challenge accepted.
I don’t know if she and her monster boyfriend can compete, to be honest. These two have become my favorite Sims to spy on. For a forced marriage based solely on looks, Girbwin is such a sweet couple ❤
Baldwin: That child of yours is a menace! He almost killed our cat! You need to step up and be a better mother or he’s going to end up in the electric chair!
Sonoko: Now you listen here, bud! The electric chair doesn’t even exist in the Sims world! And maybe I’d have more time to spend with my perfect, darling child if someone would fix that damn TV! The noise is driving my crazy!
Baldwin: That doesn’t even make sense, crazy lady!
Baldwin and Sonoko: Person person minus.
Baldwin: Seriously, what is wrong with my body? Maybe it’s just post-wedding jitters?
Nashira: Yeah, I’m sure that’s exactly what it is.
Lotney: Momma, I don’t wanna go to bed. I just got up from my nap.
Sonoko: Quiet, kid. Mummy’s depressed because Uncle Winnie doesn’t like me…
Who’s fault is that?
Girbits: I’m sorry you had that fight with your brother’s girlfriend, babe. Want me to make you feel better?
Baldwin: Just being with you right now makes me feel a thousand times better, kid.
Girbwin: Shut up!
Sonoko: Hey kid, I’ve got some crazy gossip about that husband of yours!
Girbits: No wonder he hates your guts…you’re a meanie…
Oh look, Boils still exists.
Lotney: I’M HUNGRY! LET ME OUT OR I WILL CRUSH YOUR SOUL!
Boils: Well if you’re going to be like that, I don’t think I will. You can just stay in that cushy prison for all I care.
Revenge. The proper way to parent.
Baldwin: Man, that cake really messed me up. First it made me hurl, and now it’s giving me a food baby.
Right. Food baby.
Baldwin: Just you wait. I’ll have this extra fat worked off in no time. A bloated Winnie is a hard working Winnie.
Ok. You just try that. Let me know how it works for you.
Girb has another nutritious breakfast.
Girbits: CAAAAKEEE CRUMBSS.
He then goes to visit the child, one of his favorite pastimes.
Girbits: I think I’d like one of my own someday. Unfortunately, Winnie said it’s too early for us to be thinking about kids yet…
Oh, I think you might be getting one sooner than you’d expect…
Baldwin: I’m so getting me and Girb tickets to see the Llamas game tonight! He’s gonna be psyched!
Sonoko: Do I look like I care?
Girbits: This washer is LOUD!!!!
I feel your pain, hun.
Winnie finally gets around to fixing the TV. As you can see, there’s plenty more in the house that needs to be fixed, but he can’t work out without the telly, so it’s first.
When he’s finished, Girb is quick to swoop in for a kiss.
Girbits: It’s a congrats kiss. For fixing the TV.
Baldwin: Heh. Thanks, kid.
Then it’s right to working out.
Baldwin: I’m telling ya, I’ve gotta work off this extra fat. It’s disgraceful, really. Who wants to sleep with a guy who has a food baby?
Boils apparently got over his grudge against the child and is teaching him to walk.
Lotney: Once I am fully mobile, I’ll really be able to wreak havoc!
More Girbwin cuteness.
Girbits: Just so you know, Winnie, I still find you very sexy even with the food baby. And to prove it, here’s what I’m gonna do to you tonight… ~inaudible whispers~
Baldwin: Oh…oh my…damn kid, where’d you learn to talk like that?…
Girbits: Wanna head to the bedroom?
Baldwin: Oh yeah. Just let me finish admiring the view.
Sonoko: I know you think those dweebs are adorable, but come pay attention to me now! It’s my birthday!
Boils: Dammit, Sonoko! Your birthday is in the way of my door!
Boils: Yay! You go, honey!
Sonoko: I don’t feel any different.
Boils: Birthday sexy-times?
Sonoko: Yes please.
With both couples about to share private moments together, I think it’s time we leave them alone. I’m so happy to be back writing this legacy after all this time. Genetic challenges are my favorites, and I’m pumped to see what the future of this legacy has in store for us! For all two of you who might actually read this, thanks so much for your time! Hope you’re having a fantastic holiday season so far and, as always, happy Simming!